Warning!!!

Beer bong tragedy has entire city of Perth in shock

A beer-thirsty Australian gentleman, inpatient with gravity, employed a mechanical contraption to rapidly deliver beer into his gullet using a pump powered by an electric drill. The device proved so effective that the high-pressure jet of beer shooting down his throat ripped a hole in his stomach. Authorities responded by warning people not to use high-pressure machines to drink beer this Christmas.

Thanks to Omar for that important news burst. You'd be a fool not to heed the warning.