Apres full moon
Our fortunes changed for the better: The wind dropped and allowed us to leave koh tao on the day of the full moon party.
1st mission was to get pissed - success! Then an intrepid journey over many of the islands "roads" to hat rin where the party takes place. It's a lovely spot and you can look out to the ocean for as far as the eye can see. Anyway, bearing in mind I'm already pissed - the first thing we did was to buy ourselves a bucket each. These consist of a 35cl bottle of whiskey, a coke and a red bull, all neatly mixed a small plastic bucket and served with a straw. The red bull here is full of amphetamines and does funny things on it's own! Let alone being used as a mixer. Suffice to say after that small drink I appropriately passed out, lost everyone and spent the whole night on my own. Still had an awesome time though - all sorts of dance music was playing. Got home at 9am. Slept for three hours - felt sick for the rest of the day.
One point that sticks in the mind - was surprised to see a really fit chick with her wonderful breasts out! Of course we approached for closer inspection.. but were shocked to find that "her" pair were quite literally a lovely set of top bollocks. Very deceiving indeed.
Today, Mike managed to break a hire Jeep, and I have been practising more off road skillz on the bike. I might buy one when I get home..
Evening all.
posted by lexathon @ 4:10 am
4 Comments:
Top bollocks? Ok will have to seem guileless and innocent and ask what the hell that means... Reminds me of the time I was asking everyone what a spit roast was and wondering why they were all looking at me stupid and laughing. Bleugh. MLBxxxxx
Mate sounds like your having an awesome time! Double vodka redbull, and then a best! You could have saved the air fair, plenty of 'wildlife' in glos and a few full moons!!! Norm
Alright trouble?!
The trip sounds super sweetie and the full moon party sounds er exotic?! interesting chick/man story good lord. hope the bike riding is going well and you haven't been run down by too many elephants.
all good here worked at ann summers again today but a surprising lack of good banter, all a bit lame! start at PWC on 4th January in embankment WOOHOO just so excited!
good luck with the rest of thailand chickenlicken and have a safe trip to oz on your ownsome hope its fantabulous and hot. its bloody freezing here so you've done well to escape the country! and hemisphere!!! maaaaaan i'm jealous but hey ho after july i'm a free agent for a bit so you never know, if you're still there i'll come bug ya.
try to work on that suntan whitey,
bing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(p.s big love)
hehehe!!
just back from glory. BTW your dad can read about the phets. Hat RIN SOUNDS AWESOME, hope you was 'ne imagine' n e thing . Maybe time away from mr CRT has you halluscinating about BOOBIES!!!. I have never seen boobies turn into bollocks, even on the deepst darkest sites of t`internet, HUGS and keep bLOGGING!!!
DUNKEN PEZx
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